#unclear why this idea just possessed me right now but I'm yeeting it out into the world before I get another wip goodbyeeeee

[seiya-starsniper]

Dreamling human au where Hob and Dream meet at The New Inn's annual Halloween party. Dream is NOT dressed as a vampire, actually, he's dressed up as Frankenstein's Monster because...reasons.

Hob, however, is dressed up as Count Dracula and unfortunately, by the time he introduces himself to Dream, he's so drunk on jello shots that he says "Helvo, I vant to suvk your cock!" instead of... you know... blood. But Hob being Hob, he refuses to take back his words after he realizes his mishap, and just waggles his eyesbrows and terrible fake fangs at a rapidly blushing Dream.

Dream thinks this man is the biggest idiot on the planet. He's absolutely going home with him tonight.